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According
to the Jewish religion book, the Torah or Old Testament or Hebrew Scriptures,
the story goes something like this. About five thousand years ago one
day, the Jewish God decided to create everything.
It took Him
/ God six days to create everything.
God / He
takes a day off, which is referred to as Sunday.
I
guess there must have been labor laws back then.
One day Adam,
wandering around in heaven and bored out of his mind goes to the Lord,
God Himself and said, Lord I am lonely and horny. The Lord then
reached and busted in Adams chest, took out one of his ribs and
turned it into a woman named Eve.
Adam and
Eve now get to have heavenly sex. They hang around and about having a
jolly good time. Until one day, the evil bastard, disguised as a snake
signaled Eve to come close.
Genesis 3.1
Hebrew: The snake was the shrewdest of all the wild beasts that
the Lord God had made. He said to Eve, Did God really say: You
shall not eat of any apple tree in the garden?
Eve replied
to the snake, We may eat of the fruit of the other trees of the
garden.
It is only
about the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden that God said:
`You shall not eat of it or touch it, lest you die.
Lord God
called out to Adam and said to him, Where are you?
Adam replied,
I heard the sound of You in the heaven, and I was afraid because
I was naked, so I hid.
Then God
/ He asked, Who told you that you were naked? Did you eat of the
tree from which I had forbidden you to eat?
Adam said,
The woman, Eve put it at my sideshe gave me of the fruit,
and I ate.
Lord God
said to Eve, What is this you have done? Then Eve replied,
The snake tricked me, and I ate.
Lord God
said to Adam, I will set spite, anger and hostility between you
and between the woman and between your offspring and her offspring; he
will watch out for your head, and you will watch out for his heel.
Lord God
said to Eve, I will make most severe your pangs in childbearing;
in pain shall you bear children. Yet your urge shall be for your husband,
and he shall rule over you.
To Adam He
said, Because you did as Eve said, and ate of the apple tree about
which I commanded you, `You shall not eat of it, Cursed be the ground
because of you; By toil shall you eat of it all the days of your life.
The furious
God expelled Adam and Eve, threw them out of heaven. Adam and Eve landed
in the Garden of Eden (todays Persian Gulf) and began their lives.
I know what
you are thinking. Who would want to live in the Persian Gulf Region? Aside
from that, now Adam had to find a job, an apartment to support his family.
He had already knocked up Eve and in a short period of time they ended
up having three kids, two sons and a daughter.
Soon after
Adam & Eve settled down they had three (3) children, two (2) boys
and one (1) girl. The first murder of supposed fictitious human race took
place when Adams and Eves oldest son supposedly, in an act
of rivalry and jealousy killed his own brother to shack up with his own
sister, and that is how human race began to come about.
I dont
even want to bore you with the impossibilities of the above story of Adam
and Eve, the inbreeding impossibilities and millions of other things wrong
with this dim-witted story.
Aside from
the scientific and logical proof, ones own common sense clearly
dictates the path of life, the origin and the source of it all around
us. Life began with the evolution of a single cell organism and even today,
life begins with a single cell organism dividing and slowly evolving in
the mothers womb, until its ready for birth.
Do not believe
everything you hear or read. Search and find the answers for yourself.
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